AUDITION INFORMATION

January 2 & 3 at 6 p.m.
Auditionees only need to be present for one audition time.
Directed & Written by Chip Bohle

ABOUT THE SHOW

 Ten years ago, Hanna and Harry Heart were married on Valentine’s Day in the lovely town of Amorville.  They are still very much in love and are the perfect couple.  Every year they host a private party on their anniversary, February 14^th, and invite everyone in town who also got married on February 14, the same day they married.  This fabulous soirée is held at the Mio Amore Café.  Every year the couples gather to catch up with what has been happening with each other.  However, something’s amiss this year.  Dreadful scandals have plagued most people on the Hearts’ guest list since the last time they gathered for V-Day.  As a result, many have developed severe contempt for each other.  Hanna and Harry hope everyone can put their differences aside so the can host the bash without a sliver of chaos or a flake of misfortune!

CHARACTERS

Harry Heart In high school he was the quarterback and captain of the football team.  Now he is wildly successful selling cars.  When not doing commercials or at the car lot he is a lazy couch potato who watches TV and porn.
Hanna Heart She is energetic and bubbly.  She was the most popular girl in high school so she is used to getting her way.  She usually tells people what to do.
Desiree Candyman She is a pHD and very detail oriented.  She is highly successful but secretly wants to be a stand up comedian.  She will tell you a joke at anytime.
Ador Candyman He is very much an introvert and suspects the government is spying on him at all times. He is highly paranoid.  He thinks he is highly intelligent.
Rose Darling She is the most popular florist in town.  A botanist by training.  She had to get married early  when “the stick changed color”.  She is very dramatic.
Hershey Darling He is touted as the most talented candy maker in the land. He specialty is chocolate. He seems to be hiding a secret.
Honey Dew She is the manager of a large farm and comes across a bit “country”.  A hard charger, she wonders why no one wants to work as hard as her and her husband.
Gunner Dew He is the braun to Honey’s brain.  He works from sunup to sundown.  At night he reads and writes poetry.